Sam Weber

What doesn’t make sense is how the Raiders franchise continues to have such rabid fans. Countless misguided first-round draft picks (JaMarcus Russell, if you’re reading this, congratulations on pulling off the greatest multi-million dollar heist since Ocean’s Eleven), and not one playoff appearance since the 2002 Super Bowl. But who’s counting? I am just one of the unfortunate few – the weary Raiders fans waiting for some sort of salvation – and this is my Christmas wish list. Read more…

Here’s something funny — if you look up the Rams online, Wikipedia will tell you that they are a “professional football team.” Zing! Also, the Eagles toppled the Buccaneers, which is notable, but not particularly funny. Either way, we’ve five games of note to talk about. Read more…

Over the past few weeks at the quarterback position, Plan B has been Plan A for six teams (although to be fair, Pittsburgh was at something like Plan C-, Arizona’s offense is a headless chicken, and the New York Jets did start Mark Sanchez before pulling him for anyone who wasn’t Mark Sanchez). Some did well, some did not. Some have secured their job, and one may have made the last start of his career. Let’s check in on each performance thus far. Read more…

Welcome to our review of what happened in the NFL over the past month, for those of you that were sleeping under a rock and missed everything. Actually, if you missed everything, you probably have no idea what’s going on, so you should probably fire up that TiVo and come back in two weeks when you’re up to speed. Thanks in advance. Read more…

Maybe you’ve never said it aloud, maybe you’ve never consciously pondered it, but deep down, you’ve probably always wanted to drink with powerful people. And who is more powerful than a United States President? We have here a list of 5 Presidents it would be awesome to get drunk with, and no, Harding did not make the list because he was a hypocritical douche that got drunk all the time while publicly supporting Prohibition for political reasons. Read more…